What can I tell you about the fourth episode of Project Runway Australia? That Bryanboy's love child with Suzy Menkes (Mark Antonio) hangs in there, as do the Frocker (Helen Manuell) and the gormless Kiwi (Brent Zaicek). Henry Roth's head doesn't get any smaller. And Peter Morrissey doesn't wear any socks.
At least that's what it looked like on last night's episode.
Meanwhile, several questions remain unanswered.
Were PR contestant Juli Grbac (below) and and Alice McCall separated at birth?
Does Mark Antonio's Pompadour become more Baroque with every passing episode?
And finally, what are the chances of Morrissey, Leona Edmiston and Jayson Brunsdon reforming for a one-off season as Morrissey Edmiston?
In the interim, we'll have to placate ourselves with last night's episode on which former collaborators (and erstwhile bfs) Morrissey and Brundson, teamed up to deliver the following fashion platitudes to the PR contestants.
"If it doesn't fit, it can never be fashion"
"It's elegant, modern, deconstructed glamour. To me it's quite brave"
"To me it isn't groundbreaking"
"The bust area is a nightmare"
"If you're going to attempt that, you'd better pull it off. If you're going to wear that, then stay at home"
morrissey edmiston catalogue autumn/winter 1993